Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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