she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm really busy with my period
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