I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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