I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My balls are so social today.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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