I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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