Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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