Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I am available for nakedness
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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