Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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