I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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