I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Houston, we have a squirter
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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