walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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