Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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