I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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