oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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