We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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