She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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