She said her name was "party"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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