I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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