problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Non-Jews are for practice
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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