i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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