he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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