I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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