New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
pray to the hookup gods
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize