What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The adults are the big ones right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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