my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I love you.
Bad choice
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