so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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