She's JV to your varsity
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So vagazzling was a success
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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