she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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