You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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