did you get engaged???
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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