Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
