Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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