She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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