Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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