This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
try to milk me bitch
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