There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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