yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I FOUND THE LEGS
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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