For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
soo... how was my night?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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