Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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