I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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