Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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