The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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