used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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