So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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