My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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