So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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