Just mADE A PArabola og urine
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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