So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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