Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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