well you can't waste a boner
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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