I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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