how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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