Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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