This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She's the barista slut.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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