The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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